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Post by sbtbfan411 on Aug 5, 2004 12:39:07 GMT -5
Classic! Lisa: Did you hear the news?Jesse and Slater are a couple! Screech: A couple of what? Kelly: Good morning Zack, no matter how hard you try, you will never forget me Zack: Forget you?I don't even now you're name, Kelly Slater to Zack: Ohh please don't hurt me blond Hulk! |
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Post by Carrie on Aug 5, 2004 21:42:01 GMT -5
The one thing I loved about SBTB is the fact that it has such great one liners but the way the actors say them it seems so natural like they did`nt even mean for it to be funny it just was. Know what I mean?
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Post by midnightsscar on Aug 22, 2004 9:58:24 GMT -5
Some from the College Years:
"Next time, we rent a Steven Segall flick. People don't just die in his movies. They explode." - Slater
Screech: I'm 18, I'm a man, and I'm a frat guy. You know what that means?
Zack: You get to sit at the head of the kids table?
Screech: You know it, bucko.
Slater: Yo tengo cochinitos en mi equipaje.
Screech: I have pigs in my suitcase.
Slater: That's not good, is it?
Screech: No. But if anyone could make it work, it's you.
Zack: Hey Screech that's great. Maybe soon you can open a chain of turkey salons.
Screech: That's a great idea. I think I'll call it 'Super Clucks'.
Slater: Screech, you smell like cheese.
Screech: I know. I have 12 different kinds of cheese in my pants.
Slater: That's scary.
Screech: No. The scary thing is that I'm kind of enjoying it.
Dean McMann: I'm looking for Zack Morris.
Screech: You must be the lady with the major woofers!
Dean McMann: And you must be the village idiot.
Screech: So, you're Motley Crue's old lady? Boy you look like you could tell some stories.
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Post by Nick on Aug 22, 2004 14:23:03 GMT -5
Some from the College Years: Slater: Screech, you smell like cheese. Screech: I know. I have 12 different kinds of cheese in my pants. Slater: That's scary. Screech: No. The scary thing is that I'm kind of enjoying it. That line made me crack up lol def. one of the best from TCY! |
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Post by iluvzack on Oct 4, 2004 19:25:42 GMT -5
Zack: Hey Screech that's great. Maybe soon you can open a chain of turkey salons. Screech: That's a great idea. I think I'll call it 'Super Clucks'. I LOVE IT, lol |
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Post by pennybelding on Feb 4, 2005 22:37:00 GMT -5
Lol, MidnightsScar's quote from Dean Mcmann was hilarious! That was one of the best of TCY! ;D
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Post by justcowpoop on Mar 13, 2005 15:23:12 GMT -5
heck im loveing it here is a quote
from wicked stepbrother episode
JESSIE:"thats ms.sis and smile when you say that." lol that was funny ;D
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Post by xdweebox on Jul 25, 2005 9:55:43 GMT -5
i love that one
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Post by xdweebox on Aug 19, 2005 22:03:44 GMT -5
this is a nice thread
okay here's some [not sure if any1 else has done this tho]
Wicked Step Brother ep.
forgot his name[the brother]: Whatever you do dont call her a chick
Slater: I coulda told you that [kinda chuckles]
i love that one hehe
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Post by dablackzackmorris on Aug 24, 2005 1:16:29 GMT -5
These came from the Day of Detention episode:
Zack: What are you doing? Landscaping the Barbie mansion?
Later in the episode while Slater's supposedly laid out on the steps:
Ox: OH NO! Mr. Belding hit him!
Then he slams his leg into the locker.
Another funny moment in that episode is when Zack's reaction when he realizes that Screech is leaving the max after Ken Kelly asks him that what he's gonna do when gets 2 hawaii.
Then when screech gets to detention:
Screech: You know what, ur a doofus.
Belding: What did you say?
Screech: I called you a doofus you big dork! Am I in detention now?
Belding: For the rest of the afternoon, have a seat young man
Screech: Zack I got here as fast as I could so I can find out whats the 1st thing ur gonna do when you get to Hawaii?
Zack: Idiot... now that ur in detention you wont be able to give my answer to Ken Kelly!
Screech: OOPS! Everything was going so well to.
That was the funniest Tori episode, and in my book 1 of the funniest of the entire shows history
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Post by sbtbfan4everrr on Jun 15, 2006 5:54:26 GMT -5
quot;Who're your calling a cantalope, you melon head
I see that't a popular quote....can someone expain to me what cantalope is??? srry...guess my english is not that good :-[
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Post by Erika on Jun 15, 2006 10:57:19 GMT -5
quot;Who're your calling a cantalope, you melon head I see that't a popular quote....can someone expain to me what cantalope is??? srry...guess my english is not that good :-[ It's a fruit. Mr. Belding exclaims "Screech, you can't elope!" (which means to spontaneously get married.) Screech "understood" it as "cantelope"....or more like an insult. Get it? ;) |
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Post by sbtbfan4everrr on Jun 16, 2006 10:22:22 GMT -5
THANX!!!  I really had the feeling I was missing something |
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Post by carminae666 on Jul 9, 2007 9:17:20 GMT -5
I LOVE THIS THREAD.
Makes me laugh!
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Post by zackschick on Jul 13, 2007 4:03:13 GMT -5
Jessie: yea but lisa said [?] was going out with the school hunk!
Zack: oh and what do i look like, a bologna sandwich?!
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