Post by enzoferrari24 on May 4, 2005 12:57:14 GMT -5
I was surfing & stubbled upon this,
not sure if anyone has read this before..
but here ya go!
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SAVED BY THE BELL: Where Are They Now?
Kelly Kapowski
Dropping the '-Amber' part of her name gave Tiffani Thiessen's career the much-needed boost it was searching for. Going from strength to strength, her last outing was, as you will surely already know, 'Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th'. Prior to this she had starred only in generic teen roles!
Jesse Spano
It would be far too easy to trash Elizabeth Berkley, somewhat akin to kicking a lame dog. For this reason I will leave it to 'USA Today': "[her new film, 'Roger Dodger',] is about a cynical advertising man Campbell Scott who tries to help his teen nephew lose his virginity. The iconic supporting cast - Isabella Rossellini ('Blue Velvet'), Jennifer Beals ('Flashdance') and Elizabeth Berkley ('Showgirls') - will make you think you went back in time." This appears to be the only notable news about her since 'Showgirls' other than the fact that she has had several birthdays.
Lisa Turtle
Last year Lark Voorhies starred in the film 'How High' alongside the members of Wu-Tang Clan not currently resident in Rykers. I will refrain from further comment to lessen the liklihood that they come and shoot me.
Samual 'Screech' Powers
Dustin Diamond has rested to the extent that he has passed into the category of having done admirably little. Other than recording an EP with Salty the Pocketknife, with whom he supported Mr. Bungle on occasion, the most notable thing any fansite has found to say he has done is "watched wrestling. He is a very big fan of WWE wrestling. So much he has every WWE RAW and Smackdown recorded on tape for the last 3 years!" It is not ironic that his only film role appears to have been in 'Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star', playing a former child star, discussing with other former child stars the possibility of their ever working again.
Zack Morris
However, it would be unfair to say that all of the 'Saved by the Bell' cast have found regular employment less than forthcoming. Mark-Paul Gosselaar now stars oposite Dennis Franz in 'NYPD Blue'. This, with 'Homicide: life on the street', is my favourite television show and I am dreading seeing what happens in the post-apocolyptic shootout episodes. Not having made it to my UK screen yet, the only suggestion I have as to what this will be like is from this strangely prophetic dream sequence:
Albert Clifford Slater
Equally, Mario Lopez has been quite busy. How is now one of four presenters of a syndicated talk show in which (according to a particularly dubiously phrased press release) "men talk about issues important to the world of women." Recognising the awkwardness inherant in this, on a recent plug for the show Mario clarified that this meant, "like bearing children, and sex of course." This resurgence in popularity began when he starred in and produced the straight-to-video 'Outta Time'. Amazon informs me that "customers who bought this also bought suede headwraps from International Male." Combined with his self-professed long-term interest in collecting crosses, the sensitivity required to not anger the entire tele-viewing female populus of America is immediately apparent.
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Kevin
You may not remember Kevin. Kevin was Screech's robot roommate, and only really appeared in the few episodes that necessitated a shot of Screech's house, like his birthday. No other episode comes to mind, though I am sure there must have been. I am pleased to say that, after a characteristically long 'Saved by the Bell' abscence, Kevin recently got his big break in 'Sum of All Fears' as the vending machine that blew up Pittsberg.
not sure if anyone has read this before..
but here ya go!
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SAVED BY THE BELL: Where Are They Now?
Kelly Kapowski
Dropping the '-Amber' part of her name gave Tiffani Thiessen's career the much-needed boost it was searching for. Going from strength to strength, her last outing was, as you will surely already know, 'Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday The 13th'. Prior to this she had starred only in generic teen roles!
Jesse Spano
It would be far too easy to trash Elizabeth Berkley, somewhat akin to kicking a lame dog. For this reason I will leave it to 'USA Today': "[her new film, 'Roger Dodger',] is about a cynical advertising man Campbell Scott who tries to help his teen nephew lose his virginity. The iconic supporting cast - Isabella Rossellini ('Blue Velvet'), Jennifer Beals ('Flashdance') and Elizabeth Berkley ('Showgirls') - will make you think you went back in time." This appears to be the only notable news about her since 'Showgirls' other than the fact that she has had several birthdays.
Lisa Turtle
Last year Lark Voorhies starred in the film 'How High' alongside the members of Wu-Tang Clan not currently resident in Rykers. I will refrain from further comment to lessen the liklihood that they come and shoot me.
Samual 'Screech' Powers
Dustin Diamond has rested to the extent that he has passed into the category of having done admirably little. Other than recording an EP with Salty the Pocketknife, with whom he supported Mr. Bungle on occasion, the most notable thing any fansite has found to say he has done is "watched wrestling. He is a very big fan of WWE wrestling. So much he has every WWE RAW and Smackdown recorded on tape for the last 3 years!" It is not ironic that his only film role appears to have been in 'Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star', playing a former child star, discussing with other former child stars the possibility of their ever working again.
Zack Morris
However, it would be unfair to say that all of the 'Saved by the Bell' cast have found regular employment less than forthcoming. Mark-Paul Gosselaar now stars oposite Dennis Franz in 'NYPD Blue'. This, with 'Homicide: life on the street', is my favourite television show and I am dreading seeing what happens in the post-apocolyptic shootout episodes. Not having made it to my UK screen yet, the only suggestion I have as to what this will be like is from this strangely prophetic dream sequence:
Albert Clifford Slater
Equally, Mario Lopez has been quite busy. How is now one of four presenters of a syndicated talk show in which (according to a particularly dubiously phrased press release) "men talk about issues important to the world of women." Recognising the awkwardness inherant in this, on a recent plug for the show Mario clarified that this meant, "like bearing children, and sex of course." This resurgence in popularity began when he starred in and produced the straight-to-video 'Outta Time'. Amazon informs me that "customers who bought this also bought suede headwraps from International Male." Combined with his self-professed long-term interest in collecting crosses, the sensitivity required to not anger the entire tele-viewing female populus of America is immediately apparent.
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Kevin
You may not remember Kevin. Kevin was Screech's robot roommate, and only really appeared in the few episodes that necessitated a shot of Screech's house, like his birthday. No other episode comes to mind, though I am sure there must have been. I am pleased to say that, after a characteristically long 'Saved by the Bell' abscence, Kevin recently got his big break in 'Sum of All Fears' as the vending machine that blew up Pittsberg.
